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Your FUNNY Fortune: Do you wake up in the morning feeling sleepy and grumpy? Then you must be Snow White.- David Frost
Your FUNNY Fortune: Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. - George Carlin
Your FUNNY Fortune: If you're not living on the edge...you're taking up too much room.